Some discussions with customers from the gigs.
- Fuck you! You have piss in your brain!
(for not playing rolling stones while people are dancing to latest hits.
- Play my request now!
- Im sorry but there's a lot of other requests so you have to wait.
- Play my song right now because im going to leave.
(sure i will... especially when you are not paying my salary as long as you're not buying any more drinks here)
- This music sucks! You can't even dance to it
- Well what are those people doing then? (while i point at the crowded dance floor)
- Well... they are wiggling.
This customer kept on coming back every few beers.
- Could you please play some Finnish rap or hiphop?
- Could you play, you know, that cool music, like you played earlier?
- Could you, you know! Well just play something cool, you're the best!!
- Great PARY! AWESOME DJ!! PLAY THE GOOD STUFF!!!
- Erble warble... shfudle umm offlomm... errrr... ....
( At first i thought i had damaged my ears or was too tired to make out what he was saying, then i though he was having a seizure and finally i realized the guy was just incredibly drunk and should not have been able to stand upright by any sane logic)
Some times the conversations really get downright silly but for the most part i have been receiving compliments and thanks. People also seem to start recognizing me and tonight a customer even asked when i would be playing there again.
Now to push my head full with sleep in the cozy bed that was once again made for me. Have you ever heard the story of the luckiest guy in the world? Well, i guess mine is pretty much that story.
^__^
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