Save the world

...or just save yourself when shit starts hitting the fan.

So, tonight certainly was a good party alright. The chaos that it resulted in was in turn up to scale. The amount of broken glasses was probably close to the amount of drinks sold.

- Due to an accident we ended up with ice cubes all over the floor behind the bar, this made walking around slightly hazardous.
- A bar fight with enough participants to be considered a riot occurred.
- Bar fight resulted in glass shards once again all over my workspace and a bloody face for one of the customers after that some moron decided to smash a glass into the face of some other moron.
- Someone decided to tip me with a fiver. Turned out it was a little more than just a fiver.
- Near the end of the night some smartypants decided to topple over a pile of glasses at the bar and once again, shards everywhere.
- A customer requested for me to play my own favorite song. This i found slightly confusing.
- I heard a story about how i look exactly like an Australian guy who used to play American football in France until he broke his neck. This was even more confusing.

Apparently one of the bartenders had made a funny observation that every time the place seems to go totally bonkers i am there. And she wasn't all that sure if it that was the correct order in which things happen but that it actually might be the other way around.

Lord am i glad that tomorrow is going to be history studying.